#goofy ass keychains

[chowstars]

PHIGHTING KEYCHAINS!!!

made keychain designs!’ :D i’ll post the finished result as soon as they come to my house!

[jinxed-sinner]

if I ever got this keychain it'd be my entire personality for like a week

[apricotgojo]

Boyfriend Choso headcannons !

ㅤ♡ Content: Gender neutral!Reader, tooth-rotting fluff, mention of nicotine, just down bad cute boyfie choso ~ SFW ★ A/N - ilovehimsomuchthisisjustpurebrainrot

He's definitely the type to make those lock screens of cute photos of you where the picture changes with every tap of the screen - and all of them are photos which you thought you looked absolutely horrid.

Choso NEEDS to be touching you in one way or another when you're next to him - be it holding hands, locking pinkies together while you walk, letting his hand rest on your thigh, putting his head on your lap or even just grabbing your legs and putting them across his lap just so you can sit comfortably on the couch with him.

Choso has never and will never let you light your own cigarette. It's basically just a silent understanding between you two at this point that you light up both cigs at the same time while he holds the lighter in the middle.

He will send you random photos throughout his day of things he does; random bowls of cereal, him looking annoyed with a cig between his lips with the caption 'bored', pictures of flowers bcs they remind him of you, pictures of cute cats and dogs he encounters outside and oh we cannot forget about the delicious gym mirror pics he sends you where he's shirtless, hair down and has his tongue sticking out the side of his mouth with just 'done ;)' as a caption.

his Instagram is basically just you. no profile photo, no bio just photos with you, of you, you and your cat and every story is about a moment with you.

EVERYONE knows he's in a relationship. He will bring it up in every single conversation he has undoubtedly. "Nice weather we're having." "Yeah, my partner loooves the sun" or "I think i feel sick" "My partner felt sick 5 days ago, actually."

You guys have the cutest but cringiest nicknames for each other and have made up your own nonsensical language.

his favorite nicknames for you are "bunny", "baby", "love of my life," "love -bug", "pretty"

Choso 1000000% uses a baby voice with you and he acts like a little baby when you guys are alone.

he insists on getting matching everything - keychains, rings, shirts, underwear.

If you mention that you remotely like something just prepare yourself to get something related to it the next day. "Choso, why is there a big ass block of brie in our fridge?" "You said you liked it at the restaurant yesterday so i got it." "I said i liked many things at that restaurant Cho~" A small smile, "I know." That's basically how you ended up with a new set of plates, an unholy amount of homemade bread and 3 bottles of vanilla handsoap which smelled exactly like the one at the restaurants bathroom.

although he's quite reserved and quiet in public, with you he can actually be all goofy.

car rides with him are great -he's grabbing your hand between gear changes and loudly singing and dancing with you to your favorite songs.

your tiktok drafts are basically just you and him doing cute couple trends,

he WILL rap along to sexyyred with you every time she comes on AND he will put his entire Chosussy in the dance with you - even if he refused to at first.

he's quite overprotective - he would never hold you back from going out or anything but he needs to know every detail about your plan.

He has a resting bitch face - you're aware of that but what's really funny is that when you're out together with others it only takes a "Cho~?" from you to make his bored face instantly light up with a soft smile. "Yes, my baby?~"

sometimes he asks dumb questions randomly.

"Do you still love me? Because you didn't show me your liked tiktoks yet.."

He is constantly mentioning the future with you - what your house is gonna look like, your future travels, the pets you're gonna have and sometimes he lets it slip up that he wants kids. (but reassures you that he'd be happy without any too, as long as he has you.) <3

[darling-vixen]

(ignore the messy ass desk please…)

made a goofy looking shrink plastic val keychain because i randomly got motivated to do something 😋

im making spelldon tomorrow

[brainddeadd]

Christmas Chaos with the New Jersey Devils

Christmas morning at the Devils' shared house (Jack and Luke's apartment) kicks off exactly how you'd expect—with sheer bedlam. Cinnamon rolls bake in the oven, Christmas music blares too loud from a Bluetooth speaker, and the boys are already hyped, even though it’s barely 8 AM.

You emerge from your room in pajama pants and a sweatshirt, rubbing sleep from your eyes. “You guys don’t sleep, do you?”

Jack’s head pops out from behind the tree, grin wide. “Nope! Merry Christmas!” He barrels toward you, hugging you like a human battering ram.

“You’re gonna crush me before I even get to the presents,” you mutter, trying to wiggle out of his grip.

Luke strolls over next, ruffling your hair affectionately. “Merry Christmas, bub. You ready for some chaos?”

“Isn’t that the only thing you guys know how to do?” you deadpan, earning a laugh from Nico, who hands you a hot chocolate.

“Come on,” Dawson urges with a grin, “let’s get to the presents before Jack tears everything open himself.”

The living room feels warm and cozy, the tree twinkling with lights. Stockings hang by the mantle, the scent of cinnamon filling the room. It would’ve been peaceful—if not for the boys acting like children hyped up on sugar.

Luke nudges you. “We all know what you got Trevor. Wanna take bets on his reaction?”

You laugh. “I’m telling you, he’s going to love it. It’s peak Z.”

Jack snickers. “A clown keychain. You really did him dirty.”

Nico grins. “You know he’ll laugh his ass off.”

Everyone settles around the tree as you hand out gifts one by one, watching eagerly for reactions.

For Jack, it’s a framed collage of his hockey journey—snapshots from Team USA days, his Devils debut, and goofy moments with his teammates. He stares at it, his usual cocky grin faltering. “Y/N, this is… really cool. Thank you.” His voice softens, and you know it means a lot.

For Luke, it’s a sleek skate-blade necklace with the words "Glide through life. - Bub" engraved on the back. He blinks, clearly surprised. “This is… way better than anything I got you.” He pulls you into a side hug. “Thanks, bub.”

For Nico, it’s a signed jersey from one of his childhood hockey heroes. His jaw drops. “No way.” He stares at it like it’s pure gold before enveloping you in a hug. “This is incredible. Thank you.”

For Dawson, it’s a beautiful leather-bound journal filled with little handwritten notes from you—encouragements for the hard days and funny quips for when he needs a laugh. “This is… perfect,” he murmurs, his grin soft. “Thank you, Y/N.”

The boys exchange looks as they admire their gifts, touched by the thoughtfulness.

“We were supposed to be the ones taking care of you,” Jack mutters, nudging you. “How come you’re so good at this?”

Luke laughs, throwing an arm around your shoulders. “She’s growing up, Jack. Bub's got heart.”

You roll your eyes. “Oh, please. You guys are big softies.”

“Next Christmas,” Nico says seriously, “we’re going all out for you. This was too good.”

Just as you’re settling into the post-present glow, your phone buzzes. The boys exchange knowing grins as you pick it up and see Trevor’s name on the screen.

“It’s happening,” Dawson mutters.

You smirk as you answer. “Merry Christmas, Z!”

Trevor’s face fills the screen, bright-eyed and laughing. “Merry Christmas, Y/N! I just opened your gift, and—what the hell—this clown keychain is the best thing I’ve ever seen!” He holds it up proudly. “You know me too well. I’m putting this on my bag immediately.”

Jack and Luke burst out laughing in the background. “Told you he’d love it!”

“What can I say?” Trevor grins. “I love chaos. You nailed it.”

“I knew it was your vibe,” you reply smugly. “Merry Christmas, clown boy.”

After ending the call, you sink back onto the couch, feeling the warmth of the holiday settle deep in your chest. Jack is still chuckling about Trevor’s reaction, Luke’s already trying to coordinate a rematch of a family board game, and Nico leans in with a knowing smile.

“You’ve got a gift,” he says quietly. “Not just with presents—but with people.”

Dawson nudges you, grinning. “Lucky us, huh?”

As the day stretches on, the house stays alive with laughter, arguments over board games, and way too many snacks. The boys are relentless in teasing you about Trevor’s keychain, but their affection is clear in every nudge and joke.

And for the first time in a while, you feel completely at home.

“Best Christmas ever,” you whisper to yourself, a smile tugging at your lips.

Jack hears you and slings an arm around your shoulders. “And it’s only getting started.”

[uzurakis]

Who’s ur fav jjk character and why? who’s your least?

nonnie thanku for the question lmfao i’ve never gotten this question before <3 let’s talk abt it! (it’s gonna be a lil’ bit long but thank you for letting me rant about my favs lololol)

it does not come as a surprise that my most favorite character in jjk is.. megumi fushiguro. fun fact: when i first read jjk, the one that got my attention was actually sukuna but the second time i read it, this guy really captivated me with all of his qualities. so for 4 consecutive years in the jjk fandom and outside, my number one spot of anime man hasn’t been replaced, it has always been him (i am devoted for the rest of my life, quite literally). i even got a plushie of him, 2 figurines, 2 keychains, 2/3 manga version of him as the cover (in diff languages). yeah.. that’s my obsession i think.. (i got a thing for emo ass family/sibling issues and anger issues typa character) ((read: aki from csm, sasuke from naruto, rin from bllk, etc))

my second spot is definitely itadori yuuji! our mc and ball of sunshine <3 he’s just too adorable and well, i really love his character development over the manga. third spot goes to suguru geto. i didn’t really pay attention to him before i started writing him in this jjk blog. i just enjoy depicting his character then boom i’ve been into him since, so not much of a background story besides he’s hella boyfriend and hella beautiful. my honorable mention is zenin maki! the way i went nuts when i saw the leaks of her post-shibuya with her hair and scars.. aah she’s SO badass

now.. for the LEAST fav character.. i think i don’t have one? i don’t hold grudges towards the character for what they’ve done in the plot because everyone has a reason and their place yk. kenjaku? not really. toji? he’s not as a deadbeat father as the fandom makes him. mahito? nah they’re just a goofy character that gets on the nerves but i never feel any kind of despise towards them. so, in conclusion, i don’t have a least favorite character lmao

how about u nonnie? i wanna hear your take on this. once again thanku for the question cause you gave me a reason to rant abt my favs <33

[moonkitty]

so I want to mod my 3ds but honestly mm. im hesitant tp put it on my current 3ds cus its one of the original release models from like 2011 and that. like. idk man. its my childhood console. it has a minecraft diamond pickaxe keychain on it and it has bitemarks because i was a heavily autistic 10 year old. and it has decade old sticker goo on it. and its all scuffed. but it's mine damnit. that damn thing that plays pokemon black also got me thru childhood trauma lmao

idk man I want to mod my 3ds but like. i feel weird wiping it and putting goofy shit like fnaf on it would just.. that wouldnt be my childhood 3ds anymore yknow? it's a capsule in a way.. I already feel so guilty I wiped my old acne save because I wanted to play it fresh and change my deadname only for acnh to come out

but also like I wish to experience the joy of a dope modded 3ds on a newer model. but like I cannot afford that shit rn also LOL. there's so expensive on ebay and idk which one to even get cause my childhood one is the old ass release from pre amiibo from 2011

[sapphire-weapon]

I really need to know your counter argument for the most prevalent excuse Aeons use in re4remake, and that is that Leon continued to stare at Ada only to "break out of trance" when Ashley calls out to him, disregarding the island starting to blow up

This is an aeon question I actually haven't gotten before, so I'll answer it, but 🔪🔪

The answer is pacing and level design. In OG, Leon looks at the keychain, snarks about it, and then immediately turns around because Ada's already pushed the detonator and he needs to go grab Ashley before he can escape. But the way the island is laid out in OG is that these elevators are like right across from each other? And it's goofy.

But in Remake, they actually changed the layout of the map to make more sense. Now, if Leon was to go grab Ashley, he would have to go out of his way to go back up to her and then double back to the other elevator. Because the elevator that he leaves Ashley at -- the one she comes down from -- isn't the one he yanks her into at the end. It's a different one.

And because they had to have Ashley go meet him this time instead of the other way around, they needed to let the conversation with Ada breathe before introducing Ashley into the scene. So they let the camera (and Leon's eyes) linger on the chopper for a few seconds before Ashley makes her entrance. It also makes sense from a level design standpoint in that they needed to give Ashley time to actually get down to him after seeing the chopper.

And considering his incredulity at Ada's suggestion that he come with her, as well as the derision with which he answers Ashley when she asks where she's going, it doesn't make sense to me that he's staring at the chopper out of longing. It came off as stunned disbelief, to me. Stunned at her audacity, baffled at how this happened, in disbelief that he was even in this position in the first place.

In all likeliness, he was having a mini crisis about whether or not he'd done the right thing in letting her take the Amber, knowing that the decision had been made and there was no taking it back now.

There's also a decent chance that he was watching the chopper with the intention of figuring out where the hell it's going, because he's going to need a sense of direction in order to escape, too.

Leon is not staring at the chopper because he wants to fuck the chopper or something lmao he's not sizing up dat sexy chopper ass.

But in all seriousness, it's emotionally incongruous to think of that stare as something affectionate, when his demeanor and words and reactions throughout the entire rest of the scene say something different.

[buggyandthebartoclub]

Some SFW Goofy / Silly HC's for Shachi!! For my beloved @mandiemegatron - my beloved Shachi mutual <3 THESE HC ARE SFW MY BLOG IS NOT head the warnings above! Ageless blogs without 'adult' in bio will be blocked if you interact!

Goofy/Random Shachi HC's (Silly/Goofy Shachi in love at the bottom as a bonus)

Music taste alternates between heavy rock and the cringiest shit you’ve ever heard bc it made him laugh ( He and Penguin listen to bbno$ and Yung Gravy, and I think that’s hilarious - pry that one from my cold dead hands.)

LOVES puns. I mean, just look at his fucking hat!

Also loves being cheesy/cheesy stuff. Silly poses, cringe outfits, bad puns, b rated movies, tacky patterns, you name it. If it makes a normal person cringe even just a little he LOVES it! (Again.. look at his hat!)

Also likes cute stuff like Law, but not embarrassed by it (see above point) and will go overboard w it if he’s messing w Law (imagine that one post of them all going to see the barbie movie?? Pen made Law promise for them dress up for it but Shachi got the outfits ready that’s how I imagined that happening anyway )

Either super great or absolute dog shit at games. No in between. Avoids the ones he sucks at like the plague. Is a sore loser and WILL pout if he’s lost enough times (still pouts even if he only loses a little but its more subtle and he can get over it quicker lol)

His jokes/humor are also the same as his style and game talents, His jokes are usually cheesy, and either really fuckin funny or absolute cringiest shit you’ve ever heard, almost no in-between 

Loves pranks. Goes without saying really

Has this uncanny knack for finding things people would be unable to decide if they like or not, like say a keychain of their fave character for example, but the character is doing some weird bizarre ooc shit or its some on the most unhinged knock off of the original they’ve ever seen

Will tell you wrong information with his whole ass chest. He believes it. He is a a bit dumbass. Himbo-y if you will. Is shocked when he realizes he is in fact wrong and thinks you’re fucking with him. Always takes a minute to convince him he’s actually wrong even though no one is ever fucking with him when they tell him he’s wrong NOT saying he is rude or mean about it is just genuinely shocked he’s wrong what do you MEAN you’re serious that much salt doesn’t go in there you’re just trying to mess him up haha Ikaku… oh shit Ikaku was serious!! that was too much salt wtf!! 

Hes always joking so he thinks everyone else is too sometimes… to his own detriment occasionally lol, always says sorry after for not taking them seriously after with an embarrassed laugh ————Silly/Goofy in Love Shachi HC’s————

Mad dumb when in love/crushing

Im talking giggly, wiggly, ramp up the funny guy act by 10 (at first, he does chill out the longer the crush lasts/the more he’s around them/the more developed the relationship is)

Mixes up words a lot and says lots of goofy shit, esp when trying to be punny AND flirty, his poor brain can’t always keep up

Heartfelt/over the top romantic, gets pretty cheesy

Cheesy is honestly core staple of his personality, you have to love laughing and having fun to be with him for sure because that’s what fills most of your days together if you’re with him

Is a tickle monster, uses it to his advantage to get more cuddles and/or kisses in And make his partner laugh

If he thinks something about him turns his partner/crush on/they like that about him will go out of his way to try and show off even after getting together. Like his arms? Will tie down the top half of his suit and claim to be hot while working.. when its super cold lol - not subtle at all, plays dumb when teased about it

Dishes it out way harder than he can take it, is a bit of a baby if teased too much- will deny at all costs. Still tells you if it was a good burn tho later on

[aaakikoo]

MINA ASHDIO BEST FRIENDS HCS

an -> so glad I’ve been posting more recently yay!

another an -> btw this is hc’s with female bsf reeder.

warnings -> language, mentions of murd3r, mentions of supporting murd3r as a joke! tell me if I missed any.

Okay so she’s definitely the one who introduced you to the Bakusquad (hate saying that word but here we go lol)

Since then all of you had been insufferable even after graduating.

During highschool she would always sneak in your dorm or make you sneak in hers.

Y’all would either gossip, talk shit, eat bunch of junk food, do sheet masks, skincare or each others hairs.

She has your contacts pinned everywhere.

Gets you matching keychains.

I also feel like her and Kaminari maybe Sero too are mostly the ones who put effort into hangouts and meetups.

Your birthday gift from her is literally out of this world she would spend so much money, time, and love to put together the perfect gift for you.

She tells you all of her secrets first.

When she’s mad at you all you need is buy her boba and listen to her problems and it’s all good again.

If she notices that your hands were dry she will pull out hand cream and moisturize your hands with her own.

She is that one kid who asks for gum all the time and you end up giving her everytime.

Shares her last snacks with you if she notices that your feeling sad.

Would say “stay away from him, he’s a player.” Or “keep an eye on him, he is very sneaky.” Whenever she sees you talking to a guy she is suspicious of.

Would ask your opinion about guys and would end up laughing her ass off with you after you two share goofy stories of certain guys.

Comes crying to you last minute whenever she needs something.

Even after graduation she still plans your birthday and sets up the entire thing, orders food and decorations, invites people, and sets up the entire thing for you.

You two still gossip about you coworker, old habits never die.

You guys make silly tiktoks together and post them.

She always comments “😍😍😍”, 🫶 love u bae.” Or “that’s my bestie YALL.” Or maybe “mommy 😩.” Whenever you post a pic on Instagram.

Literally your number 1 support or anything even if you are planning to murder someone she will support you.

Will become an fbi agent if you ask her to find anything about anyone.

Your husband/boyfriend would be surprised in the beginning when he sees her in your shared apartment randomly all the time that he starts to normalise her being there 24/7.

She tells all her boyfriends about you

tell me if u want more of Mina or anyone else !

[sandwich2451]

storytime with at the very last point a favor to ask of the universe

okay so in middle school i was a huuuge marvel person. like you do not GET it the only reason i only have keychains and posters and not actual clothing is because my money was abysmal - and of course, being a teen i had huge crushes on loki (duh) bucky (double duh) wanda (well yes of course) but also PETER MAXIMOFF and this was a terrible terrible obsession. you have to understand though that i was a peter maximoff evan peters girlie and NOT am ahs evan peters girlie because the difference is so huge insane-

but so through peters i found ahs and i didnt watch it because i couldnt handle horror (i barely can now my introduction to horror was the horror comedy musicals from hatchetverse) but i told my friends about evan peters and by extension ahs

now after a few years i got disney plus again and yesterday morning i decided to finally dtart ahs (ive watched 3 episodes and its SO GOOD) and i told my friends about it

and tell me fucking why i dont know how but a friend of mine WATCHED IT in middle school because she thought i had??? and i was so excited about it that she fucking WATCHED IT??? so essentially i got someone to watch a whole ass season of this random series bc she thoight I'd watched it

anyways now that I'm becoming an evan peters girlie again (although tate wtf man :/)

firstly you jave to understand being a peter girlie ks very different from being a tate girlie theyre opposite sides of the spectrum

SECONDLY THOUGH

please cast him in a happy movie again. let him have a happygolucky romcom please for the love of god!!! let him play a silly goofy little guy!!!! like anybody but you levels of stupid and fun. please :(

[gund-arminc]

love is stored in the tomato

love is stored in the ahoge

love is stored in the goofy ass butthole keychains

[interdimensionalburnout]

>>You woke up this morning to a light rain and a chill wind, lightly tapping on your palm-leaf shelter. It's dim out, still, the sky is much darker than the weather implies once you look outside. The shelter won't hold, which is fine. As you clicked on the little handlamp you've hung from a woven loop in your leaf-ceiling, bathing the conical space in warm light, you wondered at the comfort in your body, but you missed it, didn't quite catch it until it had passed.

>>You lean up against your duffel bag, chock-full of weapons and gear, like it's a beanbag, and nestle in for a second. You've already had a stretch, sure, but there's a second to be taken in leisure, and once you've relaxed, you're pleased to find you're still... comfortable, at ease. "Don't keep asking yourself, goofball," whispers a voice in your mind. You nod at at that, in concession, and pull your phone out. Which coordinates did you get sent to first, again?

>>The device hums to life, a "phone," turned into a PDA thanks to your insane modification skills. Your powers might be situational, but your thinks, those are universal, now that you're giving yourself some credit for once. A projector in the phone reveals the 3D projection of the local terrain, as much as the camera drone on your coat's shoulder could scan before the weather scared it back home. Most of the coordinates came with a descriptor, and then a name, but as this particular blip registers on the... iffy-quality map (jungles are hard scanning, something you forgot about your little drone until this morning), the only thing the text displays is, "Guilty Cocker Spaniel."

>>You wipe a single, malachite green tear from your good eye, barely able to see through the wet net of joy and lashes, a smile plastered ear-to-ear. You thought you went out and found the old girl years and years ago, when you were living under another name. But that's the name of your ship, you'd know that ship even just by the red dot on a blue hologram map; the clearing it's sitting in is JUST the right-sized clearing.

>>Breakfast is composed of two coconuts you got from the tree you made the shelter from, along with the very last slices of pizza you got when you arrived on Argie nearly twenty days prior (still fresh!). It leaves a weird taste in your mouth that you force yourself to believe is a good omen. Anything less than a good omen today would... well, it wouldn't suck, would it? As you don your duster, hanging from your knife in the trunk of the tree, you realize you feel... lighter than air, comfortable, too, tomorrow would be a new day, if today DID turn out to be a setback. "Landin' on your ass just offers a new perspective, I guess."

>>You're off a minute later, cutting through the underbrush and marveling at the youth of the jungle. You don't have the faintest idea as to how your ship could've got here, but you're a big fan of the locale; somewhere this wild and young, barely even surveyed by anyone, would be a good place to leave a sealed ship. The biggest creatures here can kill a human, but not break into a space ship, and jungle's so young that the floor is still largely exposed sand and soil. On the whole, you're reminded of a stretch of sandbar you used to have a metal shack on, somewhere far in your past. Good times, a little vacation away from-

>>The bag drops from your shoulders, there she is, The Guilty Cocker Spaniel. You're crying, ugly tears of joy. She's copper-orange, like rust with a shine, and built like an asymmetrical mash of storage containers, all clipping into one another. A cockpit emerges from a mini-bridge at the front of the ship, the seat suspended in a bubble "for maximum viewage," a small dog keychain hangs from a monitor in the cockpit. There's only three thrusters, one large one to the left of two smaller thrusters, and only a pair of small, squat directional wings emerging from the bottom of the craft. On the whole, it looks goofy and unwieldy. It's also covered in fresh growth, vines and bushes emerging from every crack that they could get into, find something to hold.

>>You're not sure how she's even here. The last time you thought about The Spaniel, you could've swore she was a derelict hulk, sitting in your lost Sky Garage. But as you've paced the perimeter of the clearing, twice, you're realizing that this ship is alive still, and ready to fly. She's merely in a deep, deep sleep. The last time you seriously flew this ship, you were a different person. You hadn't sneaked across the multiverse, inserted yourself where you didn't belong. You didn't have Partition.

>>You're reunited with one of the first homes you ever really had for yourself, by your own hands, now. And this time, you can really, truly get to meet her. And thank her for taking you back.

[starsomens]

✨ Anon here, listen I'm 100% a Noah girlie all the way but there's something about Folio... Like his little quirky smile it's just uuuugh

I hate to say this but one of my exs kinda looks like him and give that same goofy ass vibe 🤣

Dolió is the guy I wanna carry in my pocket like a little keychain/charm 😅☺️

GIEL SAME like Noah is UGH LORD HESUS HAVE MERCY ANS FOLIO ? MANS FINE AS HELL

But oh lord is he a pure ray of sunshine 🥹🥹

[halovianed]

i cant wait for when i get my grad photos and i can show you guys the goofy ass poses i did w my scara keychain 😭😭😭

[bambiesfics]

IN ANOTHER GIRLS DMS ASKING ABOUT PANTIES 😭😭😭 HELLPPPP

HER GOOFY ASS. Those are the types of questions you ask other girls when you skipped the uncomfy stage of trying to fit in as a tween and jumped straight from being a tomboy to becoming masc when you’re older.

She doesn’t know what other girls get for their birthday, even Dina’s pretty neutral, like books and keychains and shit. So with you it’s like….what do y’all want? Bath & body works scented hand sanitizer? Sexy lingerie?

She’s lost.